what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
Just erased 'masturbate' from my mental To-Do list because I've got too much stuff to do. I hate adulthood
My dream of liquor pitchers came true
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
We are sitting here staring into each others eyes, mutually rubbing forks up and down our respective noses. High as balls doesn't even begin to cover it.
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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