after he fucked me and not his girlfriend, i told him to be a gentleman and close his eyes as i ran to the bathroom naked. so sweet.
your definition of "gentleman" is so absurd.
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
She needs sedatives and a leash
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
I just caught your son trying to perform fellatio on himself. What do I do?
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