Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
Do one night stands count towards my number?
Yes. A penis is a penis
Even bad ones?
YES.
He blacked out and wouldnt drink anything unless he funneled it, so I made him funnel water
the bartender goes "wow its so good to see you sober" and gives me a hug
I fucking hate them. They came over and sat on me and made out. On top of me. Who the fuck does that?
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
I've been trying to fall asleep with ice packs covering my vagina for the last hour... Sorry for being vulgar. I'm going to kill myself.
Thanks for going with me today. It’s been a long time since I bought bra and panties because of a guy
It’s called “shopping for lingerie” and it’s one of the many exciting and sexy things that follow a divorce, along with sexting, sleepovers, and orgasms
But, our next lesson is picking up a younger guys at the bar!
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