I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
She's in the bathroom crying cuz she can't get the condom out of her giner. Do you have tongs?
I woke with a ring of glitter around my dick.... I kinda don't want to wash it off
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
You cant come. You're a Colorado native who drinks Bud over Coors. Fucking homegrown terrorist.
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
Client visitor days are the worst. If I have to wear a tie and can be hungover at least have the decency to find some more attractive visitors
And they're not making a turkey. My cousin was "hoping to shoot a bird this week"
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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