new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
His bookmark is a piece of toilet paper. No shame there.
Cognac is not meant to be taken in shots. I just wanted you to know the desperation of last night.
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It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
she has an amazing ass but I need more beers to get past her horse face. It works out perfect becauseI can use her teeth as a bottle opener.
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
Alright dude i'm gonna go to go sleep off this soberness. my life is a cosmic joke
Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
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Multiple bruises and a hell of a headache later, I have still to find out where the fuck I picked up the bottom half of a mannequin.
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
This wine tastes amazing. It's like a fermented hug.