I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
so i walk in and shes blowing her vag with a hair dryer. so i asked what she was doing, she said heating up supper.. come eat ;)
i'm so jealous of you right now.
You should really come over right now. There's hot construction workers across the street. I'm gonna go pour beer on myself in a bikini on the sidewalk. See you in 5?
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
He said I was cute and he handed me a stuffed bear from his car. I don't care that he was 80, I named it Hector.
Didn't you used to babysit him?
18 years ago I helped him into his clothes. Today he helped me out of mine.
Like either my tits got bigger or I've succumbed to Trumps tiny hand syndrome
Apparently "Welcome to the Sin Cave" is not how I'm supposed to answer the door
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
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