My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
Well the party says they're going to have three kegs and four trampolines. I think I'm going to invite my EMT buddies just to be safe.
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When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
I was preparing to do my walk of shame shirtless, but then I found my sweater, wallet and keys neatly piled under a tree in the park.
I wish Samuel L. Jackson would narrate our bar crawls
He was drinking wine out of a pyrex measuring cup at two in the afternoon and told me my ass looked fantastic in my sweatpants. I love university
I feel like he's mythological. Like you just had lunch with the Loch Ness Monster of hotness
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Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
Exactly man. Who needs doctors when you have vodka and hot knives.
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
I just chased my hot mailman down the street to ask him out and now I am 98% positive he gave me a fake number.
I just took a condom out of my purse and opened it in front of my entire family because I thought it was a wetnap. Way too hungover for family brunch.
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