i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
She was so loose she sounded like a jar of salsa. I didn't know that was even possible.
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
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drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
It's like... Even my horoscope knows I had an awkward threesome last night.
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
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But I've also made plans to crash a black tie event wearing a storm trooper helmet. I think I've found the love of my life..
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
You set fire to his cat.
In my defense, I did not think it would be in the trash bag.
If you're gonna show up unannounced on hangover day, you better have coffee doughnuts and a boner