i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
i just got arrested. apparently dont move means dont move.
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
Guy Accidentally Starts A Group Chat With All The Girls He’s Talking To And Gets Absolutely Roasted
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
The Internet Is Obsessed With This Stripper Who Dropped It Low Just To Eat A Slice Of Pizza
WHY DID I INFORM THE ENTIRE BATHROOM I DONT HAVE AN STD?!?!?!!
Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
He literally took a shit in my bathroom and then broke up with me.
Her four year old daughter walked up to me grabbed my junk and said "this will be in mommy later." Wtf?
I wish so many great beards were not attached to even greater jerks. All that face sitting potential wasted. Some of the greatest tragedies of this century.
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
Randomize
