My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I haven't been laid since Bush was president.
Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
i'm going to be one of those im-wearing-a-shirt-as-a-dress girls today. dont make fun of me, i need laid
college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
These headphones make me feel like I'm sitting on John Mayers lap and he's singing just to me. I picture like a pitch black room with a single spotlight on us. Also, convinced Kyle to give me percocet soo.
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
She complained to dominos last night for hanging up on her, and then she wrote "fuck you dominos" on the receipt when we got our pizza
So we are banned from the campus dominos
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