I wish i had a shirt that said, "I know what you're thinking and it's not herpes on my face"
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
I walked in and you were laying on the floor bleeding everywhere half asleep half crying and moe was at the kitchen table eating frozen pizza refusing to acknowledge you. What a sight.
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
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