Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
Is it because I queefed?
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
Just turned my microbiology homework into a drinking game. The words are getting blurry but I think we're really bonding.
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
Pretty sure a homeless guy just told me to 'lick his balls clean' because I looked at him.
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
We need to step up our tailgating...they're here drinking out of a prosthetic leg
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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