I wish I could still say I don't know that you taste like bad ice cream.
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
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How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
As punishment for throwing up on my car, I am holding your phone hostage until the morning. You can read this message after I drop it off.
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
On the verge of sleeping with a man who can take me to an early bird dinner and a movie with his AARP discount. YOLO
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what compelled you to fill her bra with pudding and freeze it in the first place?
i might remember if i didn't get knocked out with it later that day.
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
So you told me to remind you that you vomited 3 times in the street because you would forget so here is your reminder
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
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