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I told my boyfriend my favorite food was strawberry poptarts, now my email inbox is getting spammed with nude pics of him with his dick in a poptart box..
finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
The manager of the bar we were at the night before came to my house today giving me coupons. Apperently you and i won karaoke night which is a prize of 300 beer dollars. No idea what beer dollars means nor do i have any memory of doing karaoke but lets go back tonight.
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i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
Dylan just paid 30 bucks to have himself wrapped in the clear plastic they wrap luggage in at the airport. Bring scissors.
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
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Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
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