is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
you know you've made it when it's your own pool table you're waking up on
I was just walking down the hall and passed a very pregnant girl wearing a shirt that said "blame it on the aaaaaa-alcohol." I can't decide if she's brilliantly witty or just pointing fingers.
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I'm skyping with my parents and reading Cosmo articles on giving great head. I'm on a roller coaster that only goes up, baby.
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
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The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
"I'm a professor to university students" I say as I realize I have a nipple piercing that I have no memory of getting
I've covered myself in body paint in the likeness of R2D2 and I still didn't get laid. Please explain.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
We can use the Mac n cheese as the potatoes in our breakfast burritos. Problem solved.
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