next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
Don't EVER smell your tampon
I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
i preemptively threaten to cock slap your kids if they are snobby yuppy bitches
I made $130 by ordering two pizzas and charging them $10 a slice. If they weren't so stoned they might have realized they could have just ordered another pizza for $20.
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
Ew. He is mine. We all know that if he has a mid-life crisis and decides to sleep with a student, I AM THAT STUDENT. She's not friends with him on FB. Reassuring.
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.