You must have had one hell of a time explaining to that girl why aladin soundtrack was playing on repeat in your room when you got back
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
I have a critically important question to ask.
Why does watermelon-flavoured candy exist?
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
I'm actually kinda upset that we didn't consider velcro-ing detachable capes to our clothes before this moment.
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
You're like a human soul vacuum cleaner.
If she gets mad at me, that only means more free time for me. I like to put myself I win win situations. Despite being in a relationship, I still find ways to accomplish my goals.
Girls - I think I have a problem with stealing random shit when I'm drunk.
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
Randomize
