maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
You kept spitting the skittles out cause you said they tasted like "balls of sandpaper"
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
In the middle of pouring my wine you asked me if I could hear your vibrator from my room.
Living room yoga. I'm too hungover to deal with anyone else's chi today.
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
whatever the appropriate amount of shots is to consider drunken acrobatics a good idea was a few less than I actually had
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
And the night ended with some random dude pissing on a car in a vain attempt to find a proper bathroom. We, the drunk, salute you, sir!
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
He drank an entire six pack, past out on the guest bed, woke up around 4AM, lifted & dropped my leg, then peed on the corner of the bed. When I told him where he was pissing he said "it's all the same babe."
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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