No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
i gave him head before the novacaine wore off...i think his penis touched my lung
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
I'm at taco bell and they have a hiring sign asking "do you like to melt things?" clearly they only want the ambitious.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
Normally I would go for him, but there's just way too much vodka under the bridge for that
Awkward is sitting in your parking spot and making eye contact with every one of your next door neighbors two hours before you have a threesome.
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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