I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
It was kind of weird
What did your mom walk in?
She flung her tampon across the room.
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
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after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
making your facebook status TEQUILA is like basically saying "im easy tonight. feel free to take advantage"
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
You were chugging tap water out of a running blender screaming "bubbles is Perrier mother fucker"
I just sent Brandon a snapchat where I wasn't wearing a shirt but had a rooster drawn on my boobs that said "cock block" and laughed for 10 minutes I have problems don't judge me
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Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
A man can only lie in bed watching COPS for so long before he wants to do things that can lead him to starring on the show.
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
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