She said I could do whatever I wanted to her. I pumped for 20 seconds, apologized, rolled over and passed out. I sit directly across from her at work. Awkward?
I just put my retainer in and it tastes like weed
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
Then they all walked away with the drinks I bought them, and the fat one slapped me in the face. I left and my car had been towed. Worst night ever.
She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
He was wearing an Affliction shirt, a Monster hat, and he asked me for anal within 5 minutes of meeting me. Like 3 strikes and you're out, bro.
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
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