fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Can't imagine what could be worse than pet-naming your penis, but I'll let it go.
I'm on the bus and the homeless person in the seat to my left is jacking off to a cartoon picture he found. He's now cleaning up with mitten I dropped.
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
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They're putting plan B in vending machines now. My life just got so much easier.
How did you get a free t-shirt at the strip club?
I was attacked by whores
You threw up on yourself again didn't you?
They were strong whores
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
He's unconstrained by sanity, physics, or his liver.
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Also so weird my phone cracked after I repeatedly threw it at the ground as hard as possible
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
He kept saying "Ayyyyyyy" during foreplay... during sex.... during everything! It felt like I was having sex with friggin Fonzie from Happy Days!
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
I just broke into my house with a butter knife. It kinda scares me just how easy that was.
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