As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of th bar
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
did you by any chance leave me that 7 minute long voicemail of you running and constantly tripping into bushes?
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
Me and the cabbie are stopping on the way at a sit down restaurant to eat. My life is so sad.
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
I'm not 100 percent on this, but I think I just shit a lump of cement. What the fuck happened last night?
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
Found your bra in my backseat. And yes it took me that long to finally clean it out from last weekend
Didn't even know it was missing, if that makes you feel any better
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