hey babe. i'll pick you up in my mom's car. with my mom. she has nothing to do tonight.
i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
i just ate that cheese stick that was in my purse from last night.
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
Theres was an instant understanding between us being drunk on the trampoline at four in the morning and the people walking down the road at the same time
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
Running into your random closeted hookup from last night is really awkward when you have to sit next to him and his girlfriend in a 200 person class.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
Randomize
