walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
i just told a girl i would suck the alcohol out of a deoderant stick
if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
He picked me up from the airport wearing nothing but a trench coat and a bow on his dick
he's measuring my pool to see how much jello powder he needs. He got paid today.
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
I'm on the struggle bus
just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
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