obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
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All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
there's a girl in the coffee shop just eating a pint of ben & jerry's
SMART GIRL
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
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Are you wearing clothes?
Fuck no, who do you think I am
He called some chick he used to fuck for cash to get food delivered to cheer me up
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
Seriously, why do I have a mortar round?
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
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