I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
idk how I feel so profoundly understood by someone whose latest tweet is "labia majora's mask." but I do.
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
Jealous. I want an iud. Maybe there's a late night bodega that'll insert one for me
It's my day off, I'm going to Target to check out Moms in yoga pants
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