please stop taking shits in my toilet and leaving them there.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
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last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
I was just told that i'm a premature cuddler. . . What does that even mean?
Whatever it is you failed
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
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My night can be summed up in 3 words: Vodka. Threesomes. Hospital.
Best case scenario: sex with hot bartender \nWorst case scenario: no sex and punched by tattooed guy that may or may not be said bartenders boyfriend.
I'm just going to eat my milkshake, watch teen wolf, masturbate, and lament my inability to form meaningful relations with men who aren't gay
And then god smiled down upon me and he said let there be hangover food and let it be Wendy's
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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