just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
I was high enough to think chocolate sauce on bagel bites was a good idea
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
My dad just decided to play wingman for me... I dont want to let the family down... but both these girls are hideous
Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
She was yelling at the tater tots, "In five minutes, you're going in my mouth!"
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
He showed his fake to the cop and was like "does the coloring look off to you?"
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