i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
i should start naming my morning wood
great idea but wrong number
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
so i say "rick dont build that sandcastle" and he "says ok i wont" then i wake up and its sandcastle fucking city all over my apartment
You opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a wall last night.
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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