i may or may not have been spotted by tourists while getting head in the vicinity of the jefferson memorial
The chick I went home with last night had a happy trail
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
Also, ran into my neighbor across the street. He told me about scheduling his vasectomy. We are officially way beyond the acceptable point for asking his name again.
Who the fuck did i sell my right shoe to last night i need to get that back im not walking with one shoe on
I have a taco in my pocket for later because I am a practical drunk
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
Like I could never be a lawyer because I would just look like a porn star impersonation of a lawyer.
Word to the wise, never look up your hot young doctors on Facebook before you're discharged. You will find things and no longer be able to take them seriously.
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