we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
I found her under my bed eating airplane pretzels.
I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
It is a special kind of bonus when you find money you hid from yourself when you were drunk in the tampon box. What did we do last period?
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
If you're ever desperate for a guy's #, ask him to call your lost cell phone so you can find it. Some genius used that on me last night. FML
I hope I don't have to wait for another triple crown winner to get laid again.
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
Someone wrote "LazerSwords" on my cock last night. My erect cock. Tequila is no one's friend.
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
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