Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
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seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
My hickies are dark enough that I can feel drivers judging me from across an intersection
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
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I was having the most awesome dream about onion rings and you hit me and told me to stop touching you...WTF?
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
that's the second time my extensive knowledge of taylor swift has gotten me laid
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