no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
I got us kicked out of the bar because the waitress found me in the kitchen trying to make spaghetti
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
She gave me a foot massage with her tongue. I think we're both scarred for life.
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
I'm closer to stabbing a fork in my neck than finishing this resume.
I've literally NEVER been on a date or gotten through one episode of netflix without having sex like I JUST WANT TO WATCH TRUE DETECTIVE
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
Dear Ex-Sister-in-Law, I never thought I would say this, but I just found your panties in my back seat. Please remind me to give them back.
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
look, bitch. one day when everyone i care about deserts me for my severe moral depravity, you're going to be the only one i have.
i can't wait.
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