Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
I have to start avoiding pregnant women. This is getting out of hand.
im sitting at a bagel shop wearing a princess crown hungover and have a sweater that is not mine.
there's no food at this bar, but i'm pretty sure vodka is made of wheat so i'm basically drinking bread.
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
At this point, I'd date an ax murderer. So long as he doesn't cry all the time, have ED, or leave me with his unspayed cat. My list of requirements is becoming increasingly specific.
I think i'm the first person to get kicked out of a club while completely sober. Come outside please!!
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
I'm making a will, in it I'm leaving you my skull.
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
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