I wanted to tell him he wasn't actually in me, but my god, awkward?
I'm gonna die fat and alone and all they will find is pizza crusts
Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
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We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
It was tug of war between me and the cop. He wanted the beer, I wanted the coozie.
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
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We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
I made a list on my phone of places I want to fuck, it's right under my list of groceries I'm getting a little too used to regular sex but dude monogamy is the shit
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
I reek of latex and grilled onions.
Mission accomplished.
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
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