Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
I think I reached optimum potential when I summersaulted straight into a kiddie pool.
No, earlier you attempted Jenga with everyones shoes.
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last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
Managed to get through family dinner without anyone knowing I was tripping balls. Christmas miracle. He exists.
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
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Does your body have a liquid mass index? does that make sense? I think I drank it in Long islands.. Kill me now..
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
If you can endure a laser on the butthole, you can endure a wax on the butthole. Those are words to live by.
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