direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
You don't know commitment until you try and waterproof a non-waterproof vibrator
Do the molecules within bourbon change when mixed with a cola to form a superior liquid treat?
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
So apparently my bro is going to make me fix his tattoo this trip... He sent me a pic of said tattoo. Tattoo is of a sperm, on his penis, which was in a woman's mouth... Wth
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