He belongs with you like a mcdonalds playground belongs in Chernobyl
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
I was asking the bouncer, "if I fall will you catch me?" which then turned into "if I jump off the roof will you catch me?" He said no.
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
Which outfit says "I'm sorry for your loss but we're still banging later"?
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
you literally stared at me for three minutes and then said "hey this tequila isn't gonna drink itself, boss"
You claimed that someone else had vomited underneath you/on your hand
you were very insulted that we didn’t believe you that someone else vommed
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
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