Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
Drunk, high, and in a taco costume. Wish you were here.
As I was buying milk at the market, the lady at the checkstand said, "what? No alcohol today?" have I really earned THAT reputation?
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
An outback commercial just played and I remembered that guy from Australia Imade out with at the Derby. Great Bachelorette Party, btw.
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
I was supremely disappointed in the lack of dick and doughnuts in my life last week.
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
How did your walk of shame include a trip to Walmart and how did you bump into the cop that arrested you last night there?
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