i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
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He explained how that handle got into our fridge. I think i'm going to stick with my original assumption that the vodka gods want me to drink more vodka.
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
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My one night stand said I love you, opened my fridge, stole my cream cheese and left.
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
It was inevitable. It was like I was a caterpillar and now I'm a drunk and high butterfly
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
You were giving me all the reasons why being the big spoon is such a responsibility, and how you wish you were a girl cause the little spoon does nothing
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
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