Who wears a wallet chain?!
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
I walked in on you eating olive oil off of a plate. you gave me this look and I just started crying. we were that drunk.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
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animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
I happen to have lost a black t-shirt and the volume button from my phone last night. If anyone finds it. You know what to do.
She said, I've heard about you, from girls you wouldn't even be interested in. What?
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
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