I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
three words: i give head
three words: not that well
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
There are drunk kids outside our building hugging that cop that's always on his bike as he's citing them for public drunkenness. It's not even 11 am.
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
It was only funny because some guy across the street was getting his mail and he just stopped and watched me throw up everywhere
Please tell me that I didn't call you to say I was swimming in outter space
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
I'm sorry you had to knock him out on your birthday. But that also means I won the bet that you'd hit someone so you owe me 40. dollars
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