it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
my periods are so regular now that they are sync-ed with my subscriptions of vogue.
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
Scratch that. Good bye liver, good bye clothes, good bye dignity. Hello awesome weekend
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I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
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This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
I just got the most majestic image of a potato sack full of dildos getting whipped at your head in slow motion.
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
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