so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
WHY WOULD YOU LET ME MAKE THAT MUCH NOISE DURING SEX IN RESIDENCE ?!
I tried to push your face into the pillow but then you kicked like a donkey.
I love tequila.
No need to clean the puke on the driveway. The squirrel is eating it up.
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
In hindsight buying the pill crusher with my vicodin prescription might have been too much.
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
Blow job season was short but glorious.
HE STARTED HUMMING THE THEME TO STAR WARS!! WHILE I'M SUCKING HIS DICK!!
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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