they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Hotel room at 3 am. She's 42. Stockings and heels. All because I opened with a joke about cougar hunting. We'll high-five later.
I just sat in the Taco Bell drive-thru waiting for a trash can to take my order. Yes, that high.
I know I said I was done dating 22 year olds but it's not my fault all the guys my age gave up on life and got fat
i think i have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
My dad handed me a drink and said, "This'll knock your dick in the dirt..."
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
He interrupted me giving him head to ask if I were hungry, because he wanted to eat pizza. Wtf.
THANKS BE TO BLACK BABY JESUS IN HIS LITTLE GOLDEN DIAPER FOR BLESSING ME WITH NOT PREGNANT
Not gonna lie: had to look up how to spell fellatio. Not sure I spelled it right even now. Looks like a Shakespearean character. ENTER FELLATIO, SOLILOQUIZING.
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
hurry up. it's a friday night and i'm drinking in my office by myself. wearing a stewie griffin costume. the cleaning lady is judging me.
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