Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
Jake just asked if thanksgiving was an american thing...I left the table
Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
im drinking tequila tonight so will you babysit my bra?
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
It's like bringing a chick home from the bar the night before and waking up to thinking you are about to go another round... Just to wake up and find she's already left...
I tried to pay my tab and go home but she wrote me a "list of things I'm good at" with fellatio as no 1...
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
Orientation leader success, day 1: incoming freshman just ate out his first sorority girl. I gave him a 7/10.
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
This is the best 30th birthday ever. In a Motel 6 drinking a shower beer and sending slow-mo dick helicopter videos to you.
Jack said he hasn't jerked off in like two weeks and he's like a smoldering volcano who wants to bury you like Pompeii with his man gravy
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