Never forget that any girl can get her way if she puts her vagina on the table.
how do flat chested girls get laid?
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
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I feel like I'm sitting in a sleigh of puddy. It's not a bathtub though because you need a sleigh to go down a mountain.
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
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Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
I whipped my shit out and she just stared at it with a mean face. It was like a face off in a heavyweight boxing fight.
So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?
We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.
someday i'll meet a man and who loves me as much as i love getting drunk and starting fires
Sooo, my mother is snoring, my ex is sexting me, the guy I'm having an affair with is sending me dick pics, and all I want to do is sleep!
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
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