i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
If you're gonna cry pregnant again I'm not coming over.
MY DAD AND I ARE ON OUR WAY OUT OF FLORENCE AND I JUST SAW A MAN AT A BUS STOP WITH A GIMP HAND SLAP HIS DAUGHTER ACROSS THE FACE WITH IT.
New Low: Just set a reminder on my phone for me to check on things I need to harvest late on Farmville.
Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
Just put an ad on Craigslist for a fake groom... I'm sure only non creepy sane people will respond to it
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
Apparently chalking everything I've done these past 48 hours to the fact that it was homecoming, is like a "get out of jail free" card.
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
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