Have you finally orgasmed yet?
first time Ive ever had to stop sex to go pass out in the kitchen floor...
he was chasing shots of soco with fistfuls of my birthday cake
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
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k so who do I think I'm kidding applying to culinary school? I just fucked up a microwaveable pizza
Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
Unintentional and slightly frustrating adventures are basically all I'm good for. Expect heart palpitations, cheap food, and homeless men serenading us.
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Not only did she fulfill a life long dream of mine of banging in a library, she bought me subway for lunch. I feel like I got the best gold star ever today.
Like don't initiate a threesome when we're all watching SPONGEBOB. That's like sacrilege.
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
i black out too much to be "responsible"
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