my 3 year old cousin just woke up screaming "IT WON'T GO DOWN!'
Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
the cool security guard showed me the video clip of how i sat criss-cross-applesauce on the elevator for 20 minutes last night
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
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So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
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He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
The moment I was petting the giraffe was the moment I passed out
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
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You tried to fight someone about spaghetti o’s?
That hungover.
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