this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
Just spent 10 minutes washing away my own puke. This gas station lady loves me.
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
He has the fingertips of a God
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