He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
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her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
Mom looked at me, frowned, and said "it makes me sad to see you drink before noon.." So i told her if she doesn't like it she needs to stop waking me up before noon.
The last thing I remember about last night was guzzling white zinfandel out of the box and eating cheese. And I was thinking OH YOU FANCY HUHHH
I'm so annoyed. We're about to buy groceries for the week and at this point I'm hoping to sustain myself on pure alcohol.
Ugh. The fucking vaginal recession is so real right now.
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My mom just asked me if I knew what Buzzfeed was. Then said she's watching the second Magic Mike for the bodies. Please help.
Really need a jack off emoji
Who do we write to about that?
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
You were so fucked you introduced me to a pile of Laundry
I wondered why I slept in the front room
Still drunk, heading to class.
It's 3 a.m. Dude
Doesn't mean I'm not at my desk. Ill wait.
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
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