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I passed out and woke up with my pockets full of Lucky Charms cereal and chocolate coins. Another successful St Pattys Day.
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
we are blowing up condoms and making balloons and we’re drunk on the floor. You could have come to school here
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
There arew tilmes ina man's life when christmaas. THerew are times in a man's lfie when drunk texts from a bathrom hyufgirto. So, you know, merry chriastmans.
We fucked, she finished, high fived me, the pulled a celebratory pack of gushers out of her purse for each of us. I'm going to marry your sister dude.
Sam was like the mother fucking Moses of drunk and underage kids and he lead them to safety away from the cops. He's a hero that we deserve.
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
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