his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
Just left a map of the Aleutian islands on this Eskimo girls face. Check one off my Alaska to do list.
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Just puked in a mcdonalds cup while driving. Didn't even swerve.
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
I'm going to be blunt here. I don't actually care what you're doing tonight. I just need to know if I need to shave or not.
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
i want to go make food but i'll have to face my mom after telling her that the random i'm sleeping with, whose name i don't know, told me I was "too slutty to be his girlfriend" when i was drunk last night
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
I think we can say happy hour is successful when you have frosting and southern comfort in your hair.
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
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