when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
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260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
Dude. Apparently I just smoked some stuff that's used for Nigerian spirit quests.
You threw a shot glass at the bartender and still managed to convince him to let us drink more. You are my hero.
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
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I drank a girls breast milk at this wedding. Shit was next level
There's going to be a velveeta shortage. I'm not drunk any more, this is just dire info.
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
I'm about to eat a honey mustard chicken salad on the toilet while I try to shit. You really think I care about what "kind of guy he is?" The fuck out of here.
If you don't care, I don't. Good luck finding prince charming.
I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
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