When he brought me into his room he showed me his James Bond calendar and matching sheets, and then told me that his goal in life is to be James Bond….epic fail. Mission Impossible. I was scared to take off his boxers to find out that they were also James Bond themed.
RUN LIKE YOUR JAMES BOND
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
Her shirt said pass joints, not judgement. You're surprised she stole your wallet after?
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
It's not even 6 am and I've already told my mom to fuck herself in the face
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
We literally solved our fight using cat pictures on Instagram. True love.
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
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