you haven't felt a hangover until you wake up after a night of snorting tequila.
Well I scaled a 3 story building last night to get laid. What have u done for ur penis lately?
please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
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We're making herpes jokes very loudly and hoping she notices.
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
Go to hungover. Go directly to hungover. Do not pass go. Do not collect 200 dollars
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
Well drunk me was looking out for sober me again, hid the beer and bought another case for me
You just kept yelling "you ain't got no pancake mix." to the tv screen
I'm too picky for internet dating and by picky I mean psycho.
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
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