that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
Come help me clean. I know we won't be getting our security deposit back...but I would like to move out with our dignity.
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
I got to explain to the guys at work today how i had no choice but to go to a gay bar because I was handcuffed to a lesbian.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
She wouldn't fuck me because I had a cast, so I took her friend home
The last time I saw you, you were giving the stripper a lap dance.
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
don't take offense to this but at the strip club tonight I legit believed one girl was you. almost hopped on stage and freaked out at you. you're a beauty.
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