have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Last night i was gna tell u about how i was watching project runway & how i was upset bc they replaced tim gunn & heidi klum. but then i realized that i was watching mythbusters.
True life - we need to smoke together more often
good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
i opened her purse and found 4 bottles of vodka tampons and an unopened box of birth control...
Four minutes until I can fart!
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
you know i have almost 1500 fb friends but not ONE drunk booty call?
Just so you know the unusual amount of skittles on your floor is entirely your own fault. You bought me 20 bags of them while I was high.
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
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