honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
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I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
Sorry my hands just texted you
What kind of outfit says I totes want you to take me in the airplane bathroom?
There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
No he's here. We were watching Harry Potter stoned as shit and he fell asleep with his head in my lap. I'll figure out what to do with him after Harry gives Dobby the sock.
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Come to my pity party. It's being hosted in my basement. The theme is ambiguously sexual cuddling and wine.
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
We can't shop at Hobby Lobby anymore. They don't like Plan B which basically runs through our veins.
I knew it was you who came home last night because no one else would walk in at 3 am and start microwaving a burrito
I'm allotting you four buildings to piss on tonight. Choose wisely.
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
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