YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
I gave you a 45 minute blowjob. You were inside me for 3 minutes. I'm going to need you to get your shit together.
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
You promised me a handle of vodka if I took home her ugly friend. Thanks to law class I took for the 2nd time I know that's a unilateral contract asshole
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
I've lost all respect for marriage since I joined this bachelor party.
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
My roommate's overnight guest is screaming about the dog licking his asshole. I need a new place to live.
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