im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
low key just jizzed in a chinese food container
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
The last bar we left there was a sausage stand right outside and I apparently felt bad those guys were working that late, so I bought a $9 sausage, gave it to some drunk kid and said "I support local businesses!!" I'd say I've done my civic duty.
official rule: if your drunk, it doesn't count
then nothing in my life counts
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
Check snapchat. Selfie game still on point mid vomit.
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
like honestly, the vodka had to go somewhere, and your moms soap dispenser just seemed right at the time..
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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