I just sneezed everywhere.....everywhere. Now no one will talk to me.
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
I left you pizza on the porch. I didn't want to wake you, if you were passed out on the bathroom floor again. Sorry if it's cold.
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
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Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
Bring scissors.....i think im gonna have to be cut out of this damn jockstrap
Would it be a good deed to leave a 32 pack of bud light next to a bum sleeping in the park?
You sent me snap chats of you guys having sex. Like plural. It was like flip book porn, I'm traumatized.
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
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Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
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