Where is the hickey?
I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
She woke me up, whispered "I like the size of your dick", kissed me, and rolled over and went back to sleep
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
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He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
Threesome in a minivan. New low
I'm not sure which is more depressing, the fact that the hospital is making me put together a living will before surgery, or that all i'll be leaving behind is 25k in student loan debt
when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
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YOU TRIED TO SWIM IN HER FISHTANK. I don't think she's going to call you.
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
Also, McDonald's breakfast is now 24/7. This is it. This is how I die. Face first in a pile of hashbrowns.
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
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